Don't Ask

Lunchtime observation of a working superwoman: When someone asks you "what's on your mind?", remember #1 that what's on your mind shouldn't always come out the mouth, #2 the potential for it being a trick question is a possibility #3 when in doubt, less is always more #4 consider the source and the need to know #5 answering a question with a question is always a good play #6 if alcohol is involved, refer to #1, #7 baffle them with lots of big words and bs, they'll never ask you again, #8 start a rumor about yourself, that'll be entertaining in the long run #9 be nice, be kind, be quiet #10 smile and wink...let them guess.

Comments

Rob said…
Whenever someone asks me "what's on your mind" I tend to skip right to your item #10 Sherry, followed by an . It drives 'em nuts and I tend not to get asked that question too often from then on. Just saying... :-)
Rob said…
oops... That should have read: "followed by (an evil grin)". Sorry bout that.
Sherry said…
Lol, right? There is a way to stop nosey people dead in their tracks!

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