Winter!

I’ve pretty much had enough of it already!

These days I’m bundled up in three layers of clothes just so I can stay warm!  It takes me 15 minutes to pile everything on just to head out the door so I can ride in a cold vehicle.  I know I can use my astro start and warm it up, but have you seen the price of gas lately?  Nope! I’ll pile on another layer of clothing, thank you very much.  I already walk like a stick man…what’s another layer! !

Oh, and while were driving in a cold vehicle, we might as well mention that the snow on my roads gives a whole new meaning to “four wheelin!”  Cripes!!  I lock it in, put the pedal to the metal and hope to hell I make it through and don’t get stuck!

My skin! I’m not EVEN going to mention what the cold weather is doing for my skin!  I own stock in Jergens lotion company right now.  I swear I go through a family size bottle every week!  My hubs won’t see the beauty of my ivory skin until the spring thaw! So I don’t know why I’m so worried about keeping it smooth and supple!

My toes are permanently frozen, I have frostbite on my nose, and if that isn’t enough – my tailbone is bruised (not to mention my ego!) from taking a nice little fall in the grocery store parking lot on Friday! 

Ya, I am NOT amused.  The only thing that is keeping me going today – a Monday of all days!- is the thought of going to the liquor store tonight for some Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut Rum!  Yummmm!!!   If my outside is chilled, at least my innards will be toasty!!  (ha!)

And…have a nice day!!!

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