oh my gosh! This is too funny! COWBOY IN A GAY BAR A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really use a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your wee-wee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiters says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your wee-wee. Mine for instance is called "Nike," for the slogan, "Just Do It," and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, "Snickers," because if really "Satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second or so to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says...